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    Jimmy came up to his father one day and asked for a car. His father said, "Jimmy once your dick reaches your asshole, you can have a car."
    Two years later, Jimmy told his dad that his dick was able to reach his asshole.
    His father turned to him and said, "Well then, Jimmy, go fuck yourself."
  • Cellphones and faxes! A rich business man gets on a plane & sits in 1st class. A beautiful woman sits down next to him & they begin to talk. He explains how rich he is & how many businesses he owns & how busy he is. Suddenly he begins to talk into the palm of his hand. When the lady inquires as to what he is doing, he replies:...
  • Premature ? Fella is having problems with premature ejaculation, so he goes to see his Dr. Doc says, 'When you feel the urge to ejactulate, do something to startle yourself. That will distract you enough that the urge will pass and...
  • Doggy! A little kid of 6 sees two dogs humping in the back garden of his house.vb 'Dad, what are those two dogs doing?' He enquires. His dad fumbles with a lame explanation...
  • Chemical rain... One day, very early in the morning while two worms were under a golf course. One worm says to the other 'Check above ground and see if it is raining'. The other worm agrees. At the same exact moment two women were...
  • Watch your arse ! Once, there was this guy, who personally felt that he has committed lots of sin and therefore decided to visit a church and confess all of his sins. When he arrived at a church, he walked to the confession area and spoke to the pastor.'Father, I have...
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